Fanny packs are overrated, but high key if you give it a different name no one will even realize it's a fanny pack.
Like, "Yo Andy, that a fanny pack you got on?"
"Nah, bro dis here a Clutch bag. You ain't heard of 'em?"
"Dammmn fam, alright that's some diversity right 'ere."
See? Be the next hype beast, or not give a sh*t and just enjoy your new companion. We'll let you decide.